sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

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dwightschrutes:

whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here

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2000yr:

Seeing your main bitch in public while you with the side hoe

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